Chicks, Man!

Last weekend was finally warm, not just above freezing, but actually warm. So I decided to wash all the windows and vacuum the screens. So I took down the curtains in my room and I'm vacuuming all the nasty cobwebs off the screens, and I don't even notice that the vacuum sucked up the curtain, ruining the curtain, busting the vacuum fan belt, and leaving a burning rubber smell in my bedroom. So today I go to the store to get a new belt, and what are they selling there? Chicks, man! Real, live cute little fluffy baby chickens. I'm such a wussy baby, I could never kill a chicken and eat it. Give me my meat anonamously wrapped in plastic in the grocery store.